I write to you all as the true President of Brazil, and note that yet again electoral manipulation has kept me, and my father before me, out of our rightful place at the head of our great country.
I say this with regret, from a temporary sojourn in Cambodia, where the luxury cruise liner that I have been enjoying my post electoral success on, has unfortunately ran out of fuel. My fellow boat dwellers have agreed, just as I have, not to depart our stranded ship, and nor will I depart from my legitimate and rightful place as the true declared ruler of our great country, Brazil. I intend to sail to my Presidential palace from Cambodia, when we can strike a new fuel deal to get this great ship of State back under steam again.
We will sail with glee past the failing so-called ancient democracies of Western Europe – where France is in flames; Spain faces uncertain elections; the UK, the mother of all Parliaments, home to residents facing energy bills, for each and every home of £56,000 pounds – so that they can say with personal pride, “I myself funded the revolutionary transition to sustainable energy.”
Echoing my dear friend, and leader of the free world, who spoke about AI only needing the genius of a President, we will surge forwards in our carbon-free nation, securing our place as the one dazzling example of democratic stability and economic brilliance, in this great continent of Latin America.
Fear not my people I am with you and together we will shine! And in the meantime if one of our loyal compatriots might have contacts in the shipping diesel industry of southeast Asia, please get in touch.
Flavio Bolsonaro
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